Back in November of 2005, I saved to email an idea I'd hatched a few years earlier:
The Smashatorium: a different kind of spa.
My notes read:
For anybody who needs a healthy alternative to yoga, meditation, swimming, jogging, crying jags, passive aggressive gestures, drama-queen scenes, facials, the bar.
A three month experiment in a space between tenants—raw space OR like traveling nightclub, moves
(Bitters) bottles, plates, fine crystal stemware
Bring your own—different pricing
Special requests taken; could have artists assemble room with a token piece of familiar furniture
Powder room—grind bottles to a fine powder with a _______ tool ; take home sand in a baggie to dispense as you please
Men’ s nights two nights a week
Need protective goggles
There was more to the spa services than just smashing bottles, but in time I realized I just wasn't finding the people I needed to find in order to turn the Smashatorium into a real place. I didn't present it as a recycling sport spot; I presented it as a therapeutic performance art installation.
I told a few friends about it. No luck intervened on behalf of my idea.
Today I came across a version of it, though the version has been around since May 2010.
Glassphemy is the name, and breaking glass is the game. My version did not include live people standing behind bulletproof--shattering-glass-proof--glass; it called upon the glass thrower to take an imaginative leap, or aim at a photograph. Bulletproof glass is a good idea. There's a video of the wife of one of the creator's throwing a bottle at her husband.
I like Smashatorium better than Glassphemy. Glassphemy doesn't make sense to me. For one thing, nobody's throwing the bottles in a house of worship.